Keanu Reeves and his Deranged Performance of Pull My Daisy

 When you support Alexandra Grant, a narcissist who committed charity fraud for 13 years and defamed her critics by claiming that they are one person, a convicted felon filing a bogus restraining order, you could be punished by the Universe with a deranged insanity of a man suffering from syphilis. Karmic payment has commenced and will be paid in full with every trickle of cells. Thanks #keanureeves - for the laughs. Your Kenny Rogers eyelids bring me joy every time your new scheduled pap photos showed up in the tabloids. I missed seeing photos of you and your savior together though. Another double date with Alex Winter soon? Doesn't Alexandra Grant have a lot of unsold towels? Monkey up and do the dance. Oh right, she donated them for a tax write-off and claimed to be a philanthropist. Fake philanthropy as a showmance of kindness that does not exist.