The Alexandra Grant Method, aka the Long Con

The untalented artist's method of gaining fame, aka, the Alexandra Grant Method. Fornicate (or pretend to fornicate) with a famous actor and buy articles & Google Adwords to link your name to his. Get his diehard fans to run your fan accounts & provide them with never-before-seen photos of you and the actor.

This method required you to be untalented, lazy, unintelligent but full of yourself. Working on your “arts” is not required but stealing a famous phrase from a Greek tragedy by Sophocles is encouraged as it is supposed to show that you are deep & well-read.

Choose the topic that is easiest to sell, LOVE.

Network with other shallow, social climbing, morally depraved women and scratch their back while they scratch yours. These should include BUT not LIMITED to a branding specialist, D-listed movie stars, people in marketing & boutique owner in Beverly Hills.

Pretend you are an accomplished artist by showing off that your paintings are at various private residences and museum collections.

Get your “friends” to buy your arts & donate to various museums. If that fails, just outright lie, claiming your art is at the Art Gallery of Ontario when it is not.

Get people to buy your products by claiming you donate to charity, but don't be transparent about the amount donated. Use the verbiage of Newman Own's Brand even though you don't follow it. And again LIE by claiming that your business is a non-profit even though it is NOT. Yes, this is the Alexandra Grant Method.

One of her paintings is supposedly at the JP Morgan Chase, New York, NY. Impressed? Don't be! One of the back-scratching party-goer “friend” was a curator for JP Morgan in 2017. The real question is if the art is still hanging in the bank or hidden away like the one at the Hammer Museum that was donated by anonymous. I wonder if anonymous is Mommy dearest or fornicating buddy, the so-so talented actor.

If PEOPLE exposed your lies, pick a scapegoat, someone weak like a 68-year-old woman living in a low-income housing, and put a restraining order on her claiming that she runs 10 SM accounts or more. This is the Alexandra Grant Method, the method of a heartless, evil CON artist, Keanu Reeves' twin flame.