Narcissist's Excuses 101

1) People are too stupid to realize how innovative and creative I am so I keep having to repeat myself. Tabloid article after tabloid article and still the idiots don't get it. I am brilliant, end of story. 

2) You have no idea of the sacrifices I had to make to become the brilliant successful artist that I am. Motherhood being the greatest one. I would have been an amazing mother and my child would have brought about world peace.
3) I'm too stunning for people to take me seriously. The paid-for article even called me a silver-haired stunner.
4) I don't fit the standard norm of beauty so I get overlooked.
(Don't hate me 'cause I'm ugly, just hate me 'cause I'm ugly on the inside.
5) People are jealous of ME because I am an artist in my own right. I never needed Keanu Reeves to be successful. I did it all on my own. p.s. - Keanu Reeves is my boyfriend.
6) I am the one that put the most effort and creativity into the books but he's getting all the credit just because he's a man.
7) I didn't lie on my resume. It was the truth as I wanted you to see it. Truth as I am to be deserving, of being a philanthropist because I said so and of having my art in whatever gallery I said so.
8) I didn't lie about GrantLove being a non-profit, I have donated every cent of those profits... to myself.

9) I didn't make a stupid documentary to brush the fact that I broke the law under a rug, I made “Taking Lena Home” because I am a caring person. Next, I will make a documentary on how to run a non-profit without reporting it to the IRS and how the tax break is triple.

10) I didn''t wear a mask because I am not afraid of Covid. I am only afraid of not being recognized by paps and the rest of the world forget that I am Keanu Reeves GF. Google search it, it will say so. Don't use DuckDuckGo or other search engine though.