Prayer for Poetic Justice

 Dear Universe, 

A vile creature named Alexandra Grant accused me of being and/or working with a convicted felon named Parker. You know this is not true. I request justice to be served to the lying bitch who falsely labels me as a felon. You have already made her outside feature as ugly as her inner being but she is a disease, a cancer that breathes deception out of every pore of her being. I trust in your ability to punish the bitch as you see fit but when a disease consumes itself, that is pure poetic justice. Let that vile disease consumes itself with her false accusations.

Sincerely,

Rose

P.S. Also, everyone who helps her with this false accusation should be punished too. Thank you.