Analyzing Tilly's Interview

I am going to discuss the article in pagesix in increment as there is a lot to digest. First point of discussion is when Tilly was asked if she think her pals will tie the knott someday, Tilly responded, “I don’t know that doesn’t seem very hip and bohemian, does it? They’re artists. They’re just going to do what they do.” They are going to do what they do, would this include allowing him to sample other younger, tastier dishes? I heard that he got phone number from two different women on June 1, 2019, at Grant’s art opening. So, if there is a relationship, he is allowed to do what he wants to do, right? I heard one of the women has long beautiful black thick hair, so opposite of Grant with her thin, balding grey head. But well, they are artists and will do what they do to make this “relationship” works.
Of course, Tilly would think her friend is a brilliant artist. I think she’s a cheap #plagiarist, who’s always getting caught. Lawsuit by #Cartier and now, #Greeks are calling her out on her #plagiarism, cheapening and commercializing #Sophocles #Antigone. Low-key, my ass. More like a drama queen who is always part of a #scandal. 

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In what fucken universe, would anyone think that a tombstone touting plagiarist who lacks beauty and money is a catch and would make a man lucky to be with her? And this supposed lucky man is sexier than Satan who has been an A-lister in Hollywood for 30 years. Let’s not even try to make this story believable. In a delusional world of the tabloids where the players think that if they keep repeating the same phrase over and over, it will catch on…  How many time now have we heard that Keanu is so lucky to be dating Grant…  Let me refresh my memory, some random comment from a IG user, from that author whose book Grant reviewed and raved on her IG account, from her hairstylist and now friend Tilly. Do they all have something to gain by repeating this phrase on behalf of Grant? Yes, they do. Wonder if that hairstyle has gotten more clients due to styling Keanu's gf hair and for being so creative and doing her hair in the garage? Maybe not, as most people thought the hairdo looks like a bird nest. Wonder if that author has gotten an increased in sale? Maybe not as most of the review in Amazon is negative and people find her narcissistic and shady with multiple GoFundMe accounts and this is the person that Grant can deeply related to…
As for Keanu, he is not so lucky to have been associated with this wanna-be-artist. We no longer know who he is, the private low-key man that kept his love life private is gone. There was the hand-holding, paparazzi captured dinners that took place last year and the LACMA hand-holding. Fans are disappointed that he chose to promote this woman who creates morbid arts in the style of scrape-booking and nothing about her has contributed to make the world a more compassionate place, a woman who tries to sell a baby tombstone in EBay and take selfie at cemetery. 

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Grant is NOT “a bit of a mystery to the public, cool, elegant, quiet, or low-key.” For an unknown artist who become known after the hand-holding with Keanu at LACMA, she has a lot of fan accounts. Low-key would be someone with no SM account. We are aware that at least one of them is run by the Italian women who set up a book signing hoping that Keanu would attend but he had other engagement. We also heard that when he did go to Italy that year, Grant provided his hotel location to these stalkers so they can track him down and take photos with him. What kind of person would violate her “boyfriend’s privacy” by providing his location to crazy stalkers? Definitely not a girlfriend, but a lunatic trying to become rich and famous by using her connection with him would do it. 

Grant is equivalent to someone who eats with her mouth open and chews so loudly that your ears bleed. If she was quiet and low-key, we would not have seen so many paparazzi photos of her with Keanu last year, especially when it coincides with her art events. She is louder than nail on chalkboard and more transparent than plastic. 

Mystery? Please, we know too much about her, her YouTube video habit, watching videos on twin flame, tarots, tabloid videos about being Keanu gf and videos on how to get rich using a relationship. The habit of a gold-digger so she is NOT a mystery to us. 

Elegant is Helen Mirren. Grant is not fit to lick Mirren’s shoes. She’s only fit to receive free clothes and the promise that her outing in them will be captured by the paps. Free promotion, free advertisement, free clothes. Cheap and obvious which is the opposite of elegant. 

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What the fuck does it means? “She was so cool I thought she was a lesbian.” This is something new to me, that the word “cool” or someone being cool is associated with being a lesbian. I thought the word “cool” can be used to describe a person who is cool, male, female, lesbian, straight, or gay. You’re cool because you’re cool, not because you’re lesbian. Well, Okay, Ellen DeGeneris is cool and she is a lesbian. I love Ellen and has attended her show a few times.
But how interesting that for such a close friend who would share personal detail of Grant's love life with pagesix, Tilly didn’t know if Grant was a lesbian or not, until Grant told her that she was Keanu’s girlfriend. Just really, interesting.

Also, if Grant is dating Keanu, does she not know that Keanu is a private person who does not discuss his love life with the media. How is it that a girlfriend of a few years does not know? Why did she allow her close friend to air such detail for an article. It' smells fishy. What are they promoting beside the Love Box? 

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Alexandra Grant is so cool, elegant, quiet and low-key that she’s wearing the brightest, reddest color dress with hooker boots and she is showing us the “mystery” that’s hidden between her legs. Please close it. I want it to remain a mystery. 

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Let’s dissect this statement “I think why everybody went crazy is that they’re sort of the perfect couple.” Tilly said. I think everyone wishes that they had something like that. It’s not the razzle dazzle Hollywood romance.” Not everybody went crazy or think they’re the perfect couple. The ones who support the narrative of this romance are using term like “age-appropriate” which is insulting to both. They have nothing else better than to focus on something superficial. They also imply how great Keanu is for dating someone who is NOT the typical Hollywood beauty who cares about her look and doesn’t dye her hair. The hidden message with this statement is that she’s ugly and a lazy slob. I think Grant realized it was an insult which must also be the reasons why she started attending fashion events and was trying to dress better, wearing that red dress and extension in her hair. Not so comfortable in her own skin after all, trying to change her image and hanging with the New Housewives.
I don’t believe anyone wish they had something like Grant and Keanu… No one in fucken Hollywood would ever want to be mistaken as someone dating his own mother. No FUCKEN body. This romance is a PR nightmare for Keanu, and I don’t think it can get any lower, but I know I will be proven wrong with the next article. The reason that it has gotten this ugly is because these articles are not promoting a genuine romance. It is trying to sell Grant as something she’s not. Not low-key. Not Cool. Not a mystery. It contradicts her actions of doing everything for profits and fame and it is beyond shameful to read.