My interpretation of a possible conversation.
Keanu Reeves: Did Rosescented1 or her followers give us anymore useful tips?Alexandra Grant: Yes. And she also called us old with degrading cells and cancerous energy. She doesn't know what she's talking about. You still look like you're thirty and I look like I'm in my twenties. Once the restraining order is done, we will be proven to be the darling couple of the century and you have crazy fans who are just jealous.
Keanu Reeves: You don't think they dislike us because we are a couple of con artists and narcissists that constantly need praises and we manipulate the media to get it?
Alexandra Grant: Of course not, there, there, there, don't even bother having a conscience or trying to think. Just follow the script. When we get home, I'll tea bag you for a full hour.
Keanu Reeves: Yippee, Christmas came early.
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