Sad Keanu and Chicken

I am loving the article in VanityFair. First of all, there’s a chicken walking in front of sad Keanu. Everybody was so busy with his sadness and how to use it in a meme that no one notices the chicken. The sad meme has been done to death, so I rather talk about the chicken. I see you, chicken. I acknowledge you, chicken. Why did the chicken cross the road in front of Sad Keanu? Was the chicken walking over to comfort Keanu or running away from his sadness? Tell me, your opinion matters. 

The best part of this article which seems like another bitch slapping. Take that, Alexandra Grant. Her name wasn’t even mentioned in it. She was reduced to a “human woman” and even that is giving her too much credit.