Incompetent Branding

To Alexandra Grant, here’s a piece of free advice from one of my team members. If you didn’t hang out with such shallow people and incompetent branding specialist, you could have been presented to the world as a woman of substance but instead they focus on presenting you as a savior and girlfriend of Keanu Reeves. The downside to being known as a girlfriend is that you are making yourself famous for having a vagina and who may have been in it.

But then again, maybe this is the ultimate honesty. You have no substance so the focus has to be on your vagina and how it helps you trap a man, not just any man but the internet boyfriend.