The Misery of Being a Lucky Man

I’m going to take the opposite view on who’s truly lucky to be in this “relationship” and it isn’t Keanu Reeves. The price of Alexandra Grant’s hoodies has increased from $35 to $85, and now $115, all due to being Keanu Reeves’ girlfriend and the strategic placement of tabloid articles that came out non-stop since the hand holding at the LACMA event. 

Some has asked why the price has gone up so much. Besides being attached to Reeves, could it be that she needs to make as much money ASAP due to her claims that she has donated to many different charities, including $60,000 to the Watts House project? Now that the magnifying glass is pointing at possible charity scam, she needs to start giving as soon as possible.

But come on Keanu, you open a publishing company to publish her crappy book so just hand over your bank account so she can start writing those checks and her name can start appearing on those websites as a donor. 

Why do I think you soul won’t survive being so lucky, Mr. Reeves?
Look here, Ms. Grant, I’ll accept it, you’re his girlfriend, the woman who have saved him from 20 years of depression. Despite all the photos of the many women he has kissed in the past 20 years, I’ll even accept that you’re the first public girlfriend since the death of Jennifer Syme. I’ll even pretend there aren’t articles out there about Autumn Macintosh and how she is the only woman that he has ever lived with…  I’ll accept all of that if you cut the crap with being a feminist. You aren’t a feminist. You got your boyfriend to open a publishing company so you can publish your crappy book, the Artist’s Prison. Last time, I check Amazon, your book only has one review and it came out since 2017.