Open the Door

"Open the car door now!!!” I demand it. “We need to sell this love story so I can sell products with my love in a caged logo. FFS, I have to open it myself but let me do it slowly so the paparazzi has plenty of time to take photos, especially since I'm wearing free swagger from Heidi Merrick. The paparazzi need to take lots of photos and advertise this in the tabloids. Because of all the articles that will be written about me, mentioning my upcoming events, especially about Marfainvitational, I am sure to win the Artist-in-Residence award. And because you open the door for Janey but not for me, my revenge is to erase her from the Ode to Happiness book."