One of the best articles I have read since this shit show started. Comedic timing, word choice and satirical at its best. "... the public were shocked that Keanu was dating an age-appropriate woman. That has never been done before in Hollywood." “She may be 98, but she acts and looks like a 95 year old. Plus I am mature for my age” said Keanu. “Betty completes me. I could no longer fight the feeling. I am sorry to hurt Alexandra but I need a mature woman.” "The lovebirds were seen canoodling recently at Nobu and an AARP awards show. Keanu told Madhouse that Betty still has it. “She got moves like Jagger and an adjustable hip. She rocks me and rolls me. I have asked Betty to be my bride and we are planning a 2021 Spring wedding.” Stay Tuned." Too funny, click on the link and show them our appreciation for one of the best articles written so far to counteract the media circus created by Grant and Reeves.
https://madhousemagazine.com/keanu-reeves-is-dating-betty-white
#alexandragrant #grantalexandra #prscam #marfainvitational #fakenews #kexandra #alexandragrantkeanureeves #keanureeves #bettywhite - I love you. I named myself after your character from the Golden Girls and well, I also love roses.
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